Question

In a screaming match between a monkey and a rooster, who wins?

Answer: Depends on the day. Most mornings in our neighborhood, the monkey (somebody’s pet?) knocks off about 6:45AM, while the roosters will sometimes pop off a couple of cockadoodledoos as late at 7:30AM. The monkey will sometimes start screaming again later in the morning, say 10:30, but to be fair I'm not sure we should count that as part of the contest, since the roosters are mostly inactive until the next morning. Mendy (who sleeps with ear plugs) says she saw a young kid carrying a baby chimp down our street the other day.